Disordered Retreat is a hobby blog that chronicles the adventures of two best friends as they explore sci-fi, fantasy and historical wargaming. Expect painting guides, product reviews and narrative campaigns! Contact us via contact@disorderedretreat.com

The Team


Forever DM, boardgame aficionado and proud owner of multiple boxes of unbuilt and unpainted miniatures. Currently working on Exterreri!



Wash has been collecting, painting and gaming for nearly 15 years. In that time only one of his many armies has managed to exceed 30 painted models. His other hobbies include historical re-enactment, the acquisition of maille armour, and drinking wine.